After some funny horse jokes? Some may think these are a bit lame but hay you might find them as funny as we did

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What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it’s neck and neck

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

A. One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A. A little hoarse.horse pun 3

Q What did the horse say to the throat specialist?
A. I’m feeling a little hoarse!

What’s a horse’s favourite sport?

A. Stable tennis.

What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup.

Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?

A: She always said Neigh

Q: What do you call a promiscuous pony?

A: A Little Whorse

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?

A: Because somebody shouted hay!

Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?

A: In the pasture

Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?

A: Nightmares!

Q: What do you call a noisy horse?

A: A herd animal.

Q: What do you call a scary female horse?

A: A nightmare! Are you a horse? Yay or neigh?

Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?

A: An Apple

horse punsQ: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?

A: Sherbet

Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?

A: His horse’s name was Friday!

Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A: A tale of WHOA!

Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A: A zebra!

Q: When do vampires like horse racing?

A: When it’s neck and neck.

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Q: What do race horses eat?

A: Fast Food.

Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?

A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.

Q: What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?

A: Use the Pony Express.

Q:What did one horse say to the other horse?horse pun1

A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?

A: Start with a large fortune.

Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?

A: Neigh buzz

Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?

A: With Southern Horspitality!

Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?

A: Gross!

Q: How do you get a horse drunk?

A: Drink him under the stable.

Q: Why are most horses in shape?

A: Because they are on a stable diet.

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?

A: His horse drowned

Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?

A: “Why the long face?”

Q: What is a young Colts favourite sport?

A: Stable Tennis.

Q: How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?

A: He lays his cards on the stable.

Q: What do you ask a sad horse?

A: “Why the long face?”

horse pun funnyQ: What do you call a baby donkey?

A: A burrito!

Q: What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?

A: Clear the Stable.

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A: A neigh-bor!

Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?

A: A nightmare!

Q: Where do horses go when they’re sick?

A: The horsepital!

Q: Where do horses shop?

A: Old Neigh-vy!

Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?

A: Because it had bad stable manners!

Q: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?

A: Pay him under the stable.

Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?

A: Thoroughbred

Q: What is black and white and eats like a horse?

A: A zebra.

Q: Why was the horse naked?

A: Because his jockey fell off.

Q: How do you get a wild horse to accept a halter?

A: You turn the stables on him.

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?horse pun 5

A: Because they’re too heavy to carry!
Q. What do two horse in love do on the internet?
A. They E-Loap! hahahahaha!

Q. Where do most Mormon horses live?
A. Salt Lick City!

Q:Why did the boy stand behind the horse? 

A. He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Q:How do you lead a horse to water?
A. With lots of carrots.

Q:What do you get when you cross a goat a donkey and a ram?
A. Simple.A nice big kick in the AAAAss.

Q:What disease do horses fear most? 
A. Hay Fever!