After some funny horse jokes? Some may think these are a bit lame but hay you might find them as funny as we did
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What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it’s neck and neck
What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A. One goes quick and the other goes quack!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little hoarse.
Q What did the horse say to the throat specialist?
A. I’m feeling a little hoarse!
What’s a horse’s favourite sport?
A. Stable tennis.
What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup.
Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: She always said Neigh
Q: What do you call a promiscuous pony?
A: A Little Whorse
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!
Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?
A: In the pasture
Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Q: What do you call a noisy horse?
A: A herd animal.
Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare! Are you a horse? Yay or neigh?
Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: An Apple
Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse’s name was Friday!
Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!
Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!
Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck.
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Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
Q: What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.
Q:What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!
Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?
Q: How do you get a horse drunk?
A: Drink him under the stable.
Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
A: His horse drowned
Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?
A: “Why the long face?”
Q: What is a young Colts favourite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.
Q: How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?
A: He lays his cards on the stable.
Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?”
Q: What do you call a baby donkey?
A: A burrito!
Q: What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?
A: Clear the Stable.
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
A: A nightmare!
Q: Where do horses go when they’re sick?
A: The horsepital!
Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!
Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!
Q: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?
A: Pay him under the stable.
Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
Q: What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.
Q: Why was the horse naked?
A: Because his jockey fell off.
Q: How do you get a wild horse to accept a halter?
A: You turn the stables on him.
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because they’re too heavy to carry!
Q. What do two horse in love do on the internet?
A. They E-Loap! hahahahaha!
Q. Where do most Mormon horses live?
A. Salt Lick City!
Q:Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A. He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Q:How do you lead a horse to water?
A. With lots of carrots.
Q:What do you get when you cross a goat a donkey and a ram?
A. Simple.A nice big kick in the AAAAss.
Q:What disease do horses fear most?
A. Hay Fever!